Sez @sez@bne.social

Ppl who say “diet advice changes all the time”...

https://medium.com/new-york-magazine/the-last-conversation-youll-ever-need-to-have-about-eating-right-10096bd1901?source=userActivityShare-fc756cf597fa-1522363235

WTF? What is this in my Aussie Post parcel locker? *types in combination*. Sproing!! It’s the Audeara headphones from that Kickstarter a million years ago.

From the Big Gay Day last weekend.

Things that went right: I got $150 refund from IKEA for delivering my table with a forklift hole in the bottom. Things that did not: my dating life with a giant forklift hole in it because I’m terrible and should not go on dates ever.

@sez Now, I gotta go back to work and all I want to do is lie on my back & pretend I’m still in Byron Bay... 🏖

Just got back from #Heartbeat18 and my heart is full! It was amazing. Made a game in 24hrs - https://twitter.com/sarah_j_smith/status/955372749257453568

Ok, I think I have simmered down enough to sleep now.

1pm: Hmmm. Build server has stale caches & THAT is what is causing these issues. Aha just a little clean up....
10:45pm: Rebuilding entire server off a USB key, drowning in updates, reinstalling CI agents & auth keys; marinating in regret.

Rewards cards: yes or no? 🤦‍♀️

@sez This was me experimenting w using my Apple Watch ⌚️ to control the camera shutter on my iPhone. :-)

https://bne.social/media/_3IxR1HlxpkFDOGmgFo

Just watching the ep of “The L-Word” where Dana gets a mammogram. OMG so relatable. If you’ve never had one imagine, it’s like lying your boob against a car door sill and squishing the cold hard door against it, while your face is smooshed up against the window. Uncomfortable. Scary. Bleeech. And I’m supposed to go for one. And keep putting it off. 😬

Ok, just saw #JusticeLeague & loved it. Ensemble cast superhero tales v hard to do, and there were so many ways it could’ve sucked, but it was done well. And OMG @GalGadot as #WonderWoman so stunning & a great character in this.

TFW a website asks you “In what city did you meet your significant other?”

Also internet is down in my apartment & it’s been “escalated” to network techs. So to add to the thermonuclear temp of my credit card have had to get more data on my phone. 😓

My mother passed 25th Dec - found out 2nd Jan. Also went on a date that didn’t go well. Thanks, life, u can be a real 💩 sometimes.

Ok, music shuffle as an app developer: 1) “Ezekiel 20:17” off Pulp Fiction Sound Track 2) “Clunk” button sound FX that somehow got in my iTunes from Xcode

@sez there are no “cuddly corporations” & Apple is just as voracious as any but this is just ridiculous. CPU scaling is a thing, has been for years, makes sense for older devices & was beat up by Redditors & a guy who makes iPhone speed test software.

OMFG. This is the same bs as Prius sudden acceleration syndrome - now we see the ambulance chasing lawyers come out of the woodwork. http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-29/apple-says-its-sorry-for-slowing-down-your-iphone/9291602?pfmredir=sm

Well, aren’t I just Ranty McRantPants today. 🤭