I wanted a slice of chicken to go with my paracetamol but the sauce bottle was blocked so I squeezed out in sink explosively and spattered bbq chili in my eye.

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 25, 2018, 10:09

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 25, 2018, 10:09

OH : "4 year olds have no problems but I'm not teaching a bunch of dudes."

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 25, 2018, 04:29

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 25, 2018, 04:29

Had a weird dream that I bought a Google Home and subsequently felt really uncomfortable and dirty about it.

**Ash Kyd** · May 24, 2018, 09:51

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**Anna 🔧** @AnnaGerber · May 24, 2018, 09:51

Tips for saying no

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ddy1Ak9V0AA93qf.jpg

**Ash Kyd** · May 20, 2018, 08:29

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**Mike** @mike_hasarms · May 20, 2018, 08:29

For no good reason I made a digital clock out of CSS

https://codepen.io/mike_hasarms/pen/bMaGYQ

**Ash Kyd** · May 23, 2018, 12:46

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**Anna 🔧** @AnnaGerber · May 23, 2018, 12:46

As I walked back across the Kurilpa to my car at QPAC after the stargazing world record event tonight, I passed the William Jolly lit up like the fighting dragon nebula, a group of people partying along with a jazzy live band covering Daft Punk outside GOMA, and many runners on the boardwalk next to the mangroves participating in the Darkness to Daylight challenge to raise money for domestic violence prevention. Sometimes this little town feels very lively

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 20, 2018, 04:08

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 20, 2018, 04:08

there's an event on, best close the bike share

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 10, 2018, 03:41

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 10, 2018, 03:41

Well done Brisbane: “Council tears up 'handball court' after residents complain about noisy children” http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-10/newly-laid-handball-court-dug-up-after-noise-complaint/9746016

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 09, 2018, 03:39

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 09, 2018, 03:39

New bar "Munich" open in South Bank.

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 08, 2018, 23:42

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 08, 2018, 23:42

I feel very accomplished: I've managed to tick off the very last and least critical item on today's to-do list.

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 04, 2018, 08:25

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · May 04, 2018, 08:25

heading to the Buddha birthday festival momentarily

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · Apr 29, 2018, 10:53

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · Apr 29, 2018, 10:53

Why is it that I always seem to never have ice cream when I need it?

**Ash Kyd** · Apr 29, 2018, 01:36

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**Afarian :bisexual_triangles:** @afarian@mstdn.io · Apr 29, 2018, 01:36

Rooftop #study session on my #linux booted #macbook.

**Ash Kyd** · Apr 28, 2018, 11:45

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**Mike** @mike_hasarms · Apr 28, 2018, 11:45

@ashkyd Related:

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · Apr 28, 2018, 04:14

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · Apr 28, 2018, 04:14

With the exploits and stuff going around lately I've started using adblock again. And boy are site passive-aggressive about it these days or what?

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · Apr 28, 2018, 04:12

**Ash Kyd** @ashkyd · Apr 28, 2018, 04:12

My desktop PC is maintaining my hardware trend of being slightly fucked up. It keeps locking up during GPU stuff. I don't know how to debug it at all.

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