I _did_ set up an Ikea zigbee switch so I can turn my entire desk off when I'm not using it (thanks @peterw). Just need to find a good spot to put the switchy booper where I won't accidentally bump it.
@aynish it's a mighty fine mouse. Also you just encouraged me to bring my pothos over to drape over one of my speakers (I think it'll do fine, there's plenty of artificial light!)
@ash yesss, more pants for the desk!